You’re a cat. We get it, you’re so awesome, people used to actually worship you. And maybe that’s gone to your head a little bit, but still, you don’t ask for much. You just want to be pampered. You want to be loved. You wanted to be treated with a certain, let’s say, dignity. Or maybe obedience is a better word. And, of course, you never want to see, smell, or otherwise sense those darn canines. That’s why you love South Park. We get you. So go ahead feline friend, hop up on your throne.

You’re a cat. We get it, you’re so awesome, people used to actually worship you. And maybe that’s gone to your head a little bit, but still, you don’t ask for much. You just want to be pampered. You want to be loved. You wanted to be treated with a certain, let’s say, dignity. Or maybe obedience is a better word. And, of course, you never want to see, smell, or otherwise sense those darn canines. That’s why you love South Park. We get you. So go ahead feline friend, hop up on your throne.
